Say It Again

"When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail."

Chuck played by Paul Rudd
Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Say It Again

"...I'm on this new diet. Well, I don't eat anything and when I feel like I'm about to faint I eat a cube of cheese. I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight."

Emily played by Emily Blunt

The Devil Wears Prada

Say It Again

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Elizabeth Swann played by Keira Knightley
Jack Sparrow played by Johnny Depp
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Say It Again

"I had this guy leave me a voice mail at work so I called him at home and then he e-mailed me to my Blackberry and so I texted to his cell and then he e-mailed me to my home account and the whole thing just got out of control. And I miss the days when you had one phone number and one answering machine and that one answering machine has one cassette tape and that one cassette tape either had a message from a guy or it didn't. And now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies. It's exhausting." 

Mary played by Drew Barrymore

He's Just Not That Into You